Archive for January, 2009

  • Are You Kidding Me?

    Are You Kidding Me?

    Over at Game|Life they have an article originally reported by Kotaku.com that a web site which specializes in “Gold Farming” was sold to a larger “Gold Farming” company for $10 million. What’s “Gold Farming” you ask? Let me elaborate…

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  • The Essence of Live!

    The Essence of Live!

    I consider myself to be like a connoisseur of the internet and some shit.  My tastes are refined.  While many of you are wasting your time away on shit like TMZ, Perez Hilton, the Drudge Report or stock market trackers, I go on to sample...

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  • Afro Samurai – XBOX 360

    Afro Samurai – XBOX 360

    I really like the cartoon, Afro Samurai from Adult Swim. The voice of Samuel L. Jackson really ups the interest in the show for me (hey, let’s face it – he’s a Bad Mutha Fucker). Not that it would make or break a video game...

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  • House of the Dead: Overkill

    House of the Dead: Overkill

    Hot on the heels of yesterday’s post about Uwe Boll’s House of the Dead being the worst movie ever I bring you news of the Worst Game Ever. To be fair I did enjoy House of the Dead (the video game) back in the day....

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  • Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers (NSFW)

    Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers (NSFW)

    Are people really buying into this stuff still? I thought this sort of exploitation of chicks in video games died along with Dead Or Alive: Beach Volleyball. In fairness the game look OK at best but the music video is definitely worth a watch and...

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  • Ubisoft Announces A Plethora of Sequels

    Ubisoft Announces A Plethora of Sequels

    The people rejoice. Yay…! Ubisoft announced that they are planning sequels to Assassin’s Creed, Ghost Recon, and Splinter Cell this year – 2009. I have to say I’m pretty excited about the prospect on all three of these games and if you know what’s good...

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  • A Console RTS That Doesn't Suck?

    A Console RTS That Doesn't Suck?

    Real-Time Strategy games and consoles are like oil and water.  They don’t mix.  But if ever an RTS game was going to avoid sucking like crazy on a console, then Halo Wars looks like the game that might break from that sad tradition. And it...

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  • Resident Evil 5 – A Hot Glass of Awesome

    Resident Evil 5 – A Hot Glass of Awesome

    I know I go on and on about how pumped I am for Resident Evil 5. The entire lineage of the game has always intrigued me. I read a couple of the books based on the game (as I’ve done with the Halo franchise) and...

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  • F.E.A.R. 2 Demo Available

    F.E.A.R. 2 Demo Available

    A fine good morning to all you jerkity-jerks. I totally missed this fact last night, and as such, I have yet to play it. But CHUD.com was happy to tell us that the F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin demo is now available on Xbox Live (it...

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  • Gears of War 2: Title Update 2

    Gears of War 2: Title Update 2

    Well over at Epic they finally dropped what they call a “Title Update” for Gears of War 2. Patch is such an ugly word that MS has deemed that making bug fixes to their games will henceforth be referred to as Title Updates. Whatever. The...

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